...just me!
If you live in my neighborhood you may have just seen me...
taking my garbage out via longboard.
Let me explain
It's 11:50 in the PM
Kevin (aka..slave laborer) is enjoying a weekend in AZ
away from the wife
buying a new truck which I think will quickly become the favorite in the family
*side note*
Why do I always lose to vehicles?
First the Mini Cooper
then a series of trucks?!
*end side note*
I decided to clean out the fridge/freezer/pantry
at 11:00 in the PM
Resulting in 3 full bags of garbage
2 of which were HEFTY HEFTY!
I couldn't leave them til tomorrow...
so I grabbed Kevvy's longboard from the garage.
Slipped some flip flops on my feet
That happened to be wearing socks
and grabbed my coat
I proceeded to load the 2 HEFTY HEFTY bags onto the board
and carried the 3rd.
Dragged-persuaded-pushed-pulled-kicked
the garbage hauling device down the middle of the street
One or more bags may have fallen off
a couple of times
I'm pretty sure the GHD (garbage hauling device)
only turns in one direction
which happens to be the wrong way
I managed to make it to the dumpster
without any ripped bags
*thanks Costco for making such reliable products*
After such a scene
I felt it appropriate to "ride" it back home
and...
I also felt the need to become aquainted
with the road....
butt first.
I would have taken a picture
but this sort of behavior is probably
against the law...
I promise...you will hear from me again soon
7 comments:
That is something I would do, your so funny!
OUCH! We did miss you last night. Too bad Kevin only had a few hours here. I actually plan to clean out my pantry, fridge, etc. while Warren is driving to Utah with Kevin. What a job! You're going to love the new truck. It's NICE!
I would have paid good money to see that. I don't know if you know about my sickness yet but, I get a really good laugh out of watching people fall. I laught hard at those moments than anything else.
Missed you last night. Love ya!
That is hilarious! I didn't see you but now I wish I had! P.S. Coleson LOVES the matching game you guys made in his primary class. I think I've played it about 300 times already.
I could totally just see the whole episode in my mind....loved iT! THANKS for the good laugh!
I dont think you come second to the vehicles, it may seem that way, but if he loved them so why are they gone are you are still there? Love the garbage story.
Scotty
Ouch! Not that I think it's funny you fell on your hind parts, but I would have loved to have seen this first hand! Hilarious.
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